Monday, November 26, 2007

Basic sexual positions and how to improve them....

Missionary position

the missionary position is when two people are making love face to face. the women laying on her back and the man on top. to spice thins up however, a (flexible) women can put her ankles in her partners shoulders (thus affording maximum penetration) or spread her legs as far apart as possible...

How to improve

lack of stimulation to the clitoris- most women need clitoral stimulation in order to climax. the trick is to put your thumb (your wet thumb) above or beside her clitoris, not directly on it. you dont need to move it at all. the movement of your body will do the work for you. you can try riding high in the saddles that your penis or your pelvic bone comes into contact with her clitoris. bt hoe good can it feel to bend your penis in half??...thats why i recommend that you stimulate her manually or let her assist her self.
self assistance is a good idea. some of the times, whats great is that you can watch (very exciting) and can learn the way she touches her self . the next time you can do it your self

Doggy style

most women (I will hazard to say) like being dominated in bed. nowhere else-just bed.but men are really afraid to let themselves grab and grunt, to let go and thats why women say men have no passion in bed anymore. doggy style offers you great opportunity to be passionate. (to even talk dirty-if she likes)a women greatest fear during doggy styl is that you are goin to accidentally penetrate the rectum. noone likes being surprised that way.

Women on top

the man is laying on his back and the womans on the top controlling the rhythm, penetrating and generally the whole show. if she is extremely flexible, she can do a split over your penis.

How to improve

you can improve this position the same way you can improve missionary position-style intercourse by stimulating her clitoris. many women find it easier to climax on top. so heres an opportunity to maximize. a note here on stimulating a womans clitoris with your finger. most men rub to hard. the important thing is to keep your finger well lubricated. use an extremely light pressure (unless otherwise directed) and move your finger side to side. this is not a scratch card, you are dealing with here it is a clitoris. so exercise some delicacy! and most importantly don't forget to tell her how great she looks.

Spooning

picture two spoons back tp front in a drawer-hence the name. its comfortable and easy going and a good way to hide bad breath.
this is possibly the only comfortable position for pregnent women.

how to improve


when copulating ( don't you just love the word..=D..) most men thrust in and out , in and out like pistons in an engine.nothing exciting far better to more slowly but forcefully. that means drawing your penis out very slowly pausing half a second, then driving it home again hard.sometimes, its nice to start out in a spoon. then proceed to doggie style with your partner lying flat on her stomach.



Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Chocolate Cake



Ingredients

250 g unsalted butter, melted
250 g quality dark chocolate, broken into small blocks
200 g castor sugar
1 cup of hot espresso coffee (or one cup of hot water with a couple
of spoonfuls of instant coffee dissolved)
200 g self-raising flour
50 g cocoa powder
2 tsp vanilla essence
2 eggs

Intructions

Mix the butter, sugar, chocolate and coffee in a food processor until well blended: the sugar should be dissolved, the chocolate well melted, but it doesn't matter if there are still some solid chocolate pieces. Add the flour, cocoa powder, vanilla and eggs, and process until smooth. Put into a well-greased 25 cm cake tin, and bake in a 190 C oven for about 35 minutes until done. Serve frugally, it is very rich. If you are serving it as a dessert, its richness is lightened with a rasberry sauce, or a sauce of strawberriess and orange, or even stewed pears, whizzed up. Whatever, it needs something, and it sure isn't icecream. If you are a pro, serve it with an orange and Grand Marnier sorbet.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BABY PRINCESS

hei my loabi baby princess....
happy third b' day barney...
hehe :D..
hindhaa dho dhodhatha aa ethydha thathu falan....
hehe...^_^

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy bithday anaa
hapy birthday to you
happy birthday to yooooouuu...
YAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!......
hehe...^_^

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Happy graduation!!!!

hei sis
happy graduation to ya.....
^_^.....
YAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
congrats sis :D

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

I hate being so sik....

I wana go out...
i wana go to the beach...
i wana eat gud food..*sik of the soups...
i wana get out of this bed...
EEEIIIIiiiii.....
i hate being so sik...

Ana....^_^

hey all
meet my baby cuzin sis ana.. :)....

this was taken when me ana n my other cozin sis hotgirlangel took her out...
we had such a blast that day

Friday, November 9, 2007

About her….

She saw the light,
Blurring everything around her
Just when things seemed so clear,
Darkness surrounded her
Every thing turned away from her
Feel so useless don’t u?
Horrible thoughts entering her mind
As she kept screaming into her pillow
Trying to bury her anger within it
Trying to drown away her cries of sorrow
At last she found herself by a cliff
Looking out in to the valley
With tears streaming down her face
She collapsed to the ground
Helpless n defeated
she cursed at her self
With anger in her voice
Her eyes burning with hatred
Her body trembling
She took a deep breath
Soothing her self
Then took one last breath
And took her leap…
Ending all her pain

Thursday, November 1, 2007