Saturday, October 27, 2007

Laughter time...

"tell me daddy"asked the small boy, "who was braver then robin hood, wiser than solomon, more honorable than caesar, witty than bob hope, and more handsome than apollo?"
"the only person i can think of is" replied the father, "is your mothers first husband".

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she called jeeves into her bedroom. "jeevesplease, unzip my dress," with a great deal of emberessment he did so.
"now jeeves," she said. "take off my stockings"
jeeves was now in sweat
"and now take off my underwear...and if i ever see you wearing them again you will be insatantly dismissed."

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